Whoa oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Let’s go home for tea

We found a hat
And had a lot of questions
Hat-related questions, yeah (Yeah)

We rode to the sky
On a magic potato
But we couldn’t find the answers there (Oh no)

We made a friend (We made a friend)
A very tall friend
Having trouble with her facial hair

(It all worked out) It all worked out
It worked out in the end
Then it ended in catastrophe

Whoa oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Let’s go home for tea
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Let’s go home for tea

(We’ve got a hat) We’ve got a hat
We’ve got a magic hat
And nothing’s gonna stand in our way (Oh no no no)

We could go and rob a bank
Or commandeer a tank (Bang bang)
But it’s getting kind of late in the day

(Oh yeah) The possibilities
(Ho ho) Don’t sound as nice as cups of teas
(Hee hee) Yeah some bickies and a spot of Earl Grey (Yummy)

Then we’ll take it in turns
To look like Friedrich Nietzsche
Or someone else we’d like to be

Whoa oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Let’s go home for tea
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Let’s go home for tea

(I’d like some scones, with cream and jam)

We found a hat (We found a hat)
And had a lot of questions
Hat-related questions, yeah

(We rode to the sky) We rode to the sky
On a magic potato
But we couldn’t find the answers there

(We made a friend) We made a friend
A very tall friend
Having trouble with her facial hair (She couldn’t grow a moustache)

It all worked out
It worked out in the end
Then it ended in catastrophe

Whoa oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Let’s go home for tea
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Let’s go home for tea

Whoa oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Let’s go home for tea
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-ooohhh…???