There’s adventure everywhere you look, if you just open your eyes
(Yeah yeah)
Although your eyes would be open anyway if you were looking in the first place
(I was gonna say)
Well, the point is, we can have an adventure now
(Really??)
Anything can be an adventure if you let me show you how
(Yes please!)
(Aw yeah)

Bicycle adventure!
We could take apart a bicycle and wear the wheels like hats
And become influential fashion designers and make everyone wear concrete
(Nice!)

Pumpkin scone adventure!
We could take a crumb from a pumpkin scone and feed it to an ant
And the ant becomes our lifelong chum, and he plays a tiny piano
(Awww!)

Lunchbox adventure!
We could fill a lunchbox with our dreams and launch it into space
And years from now, we find on our doorstep a container full of alien dreams
(Cool!)

Salt adventure!
We could stir some salt into a bottle of milk and put it back in the fridge
(Hey, what?)
And wait to see our housemate’s reaction when he has his breakfast cereal
(So that was you!)

(All right Jube, now it’s your turn!)
(What?)
(Yeah, c’mon matey, you’re up to bat, c’mon three-two-one-GO!)
(No! No, no, I’m not— No, I’m not ready, I don’t want to!)

Cup adventure!
We... we could take a cup
(Yeah)
to somewhere that something exciting is happening…
(Yeah, good start)
and participate. And drink juice from the cup!
(OK, try again)

Church adventure!
We could go to church and burn down the church and kill everybody inside
(Whoa!)
And they live with God in eternal happiness and we win the Nobel Peace Prize
(No! No, no! That’s not what would happen)

Spoon adventure!
We could peer at a spoon and cross over into the upside-down mirror world
Where we fall endlessly into the sky and have to live on the moon
(Now you’re getting it!)

Stick adventure!
We could carve a stick into a spear and use it to hunt for meat
And eventually develop agriculture, and before you know it the sun explodes

There’s adventure everywhere you look, if you just open your eyes
Alternatively you could keep them closed and use your imagination
(Oh, good point)
Well, the MAIN point is, you can have an adventure now
Anything can be an adventure and we just showed you how

(Hey, Tobias. This, like, game would be fun for long car trips, wouldn’t it?)
(Yeah! Good thinking, buddy. Or long train trips.)
(Yeah, or trips through SPACE!)
(Yeah, or trips to Hell after you burn a church down!)
(Ha ha ha ha ha…)